My Roommate’s Facebook Statuses

It might be a major problem that the dinning room table is covered with felt and scrap booking paper. Someone should get on that STAT…

[Some guy]-“What do you do on Thanksgiving.” Me-” My family comes over at 7 so I start drinking at noon.” [Some guy]- “Sounds like a Holiday.”

“‘Cause I guess I’m just scared I’m the only one here Growing old, growing old but not quite growing up”

why is it every time I spend the night in LI I wake up to find [some guy] standing over me? No matter where in LI I happen to be? Creepy.

[My roommate] Was having an ok day until my naighbor asked me when my new job starts. Um, yeah , I didnt get it. (insert my naighbors extream pout face here. BTW He’s a 50 year old dude). F my L.

Last week I read this review of a book that I remember neither the title of or name of the author. Last night I took a sleeping pill and cross googled “Short stories, fairytales, horror and decapitation”. I found my book. I RULE!!!

Ugh, Broken camera.