My Roommate’s Facebook Statuses
She’s my ex-roommate now, sadly. Nevertheless I felt someone should document these. Contact me.
It might be a major problem that the dinning room table is covered with felt and scrap booking paper. Someone should get on that STAT…
I want to be a child again.
I just don’t understand why anyone would want to leave a world where there is shit like this to listen too. Thanks to [some guy] for showing me this.
Best video EVER!
[Some guy]-“What do you do on Thanksgiving.” Me-” My family comes over at 7 so I start drinking at noon.” [Some guy]- “Sounds like a Holiday.”
“‘Cause I guess I’m just scared I’m the only one here Growing old, growing old but not quite growing up”
why is it every time I spend the night in LI I wake up to find [some guy] standing over me? No matter where in LI I happen to be? Creepy.
When in doubt, stick things on your head and make funny faces.
Oh deer…
OMG I ♥ Target. I foundz a $1 cheer up.
[My roommate] Was having an ok day until my naighbor asked me when my new job starts. Um, yeah , I didnt get it. (insert my naighbors extream pout face here. BTW He’s a 50 year old dude). F my L.
Last week I read this review of a book that I remember neither the title of or name of the author. Last night I took a sleeping pill and cross googled “Short stories, fairytales, horror and decapitation”. I found my book. I RULE!!!
Rain may put pumpkin pie in peril, Nestle says - Yahoo! Finance
I already stocked up at costco!!!
Ugh, Broken camera.