[My roommate] Loves yelling at truckers who honk outside my apartment, it helps me ease my stress and even though he told me to shut the Flip up, he did’nt honk the horn again. How does it feel to have your ass handed to you by a 5’2 chick you turd!?!
Can I just say that I have some of the best friends ever. They say I am just like a drug addiction but with out the withdrawl symtoms. I ♥ [some girl] and [some other girl].
Minor mental breakdown, I’m better now.
[Some girl]: Every time I lose someone toxic in my life I get a little ill. It took till now for me to figure out that it wasn’t a cold but instead withdrawal symptoms, much like one experiences when weaning off a subsatance like heroin. These people may make me feel good in the short term, but in the long run they’ll kill me.
So now you all know, being friends with me is the same as doing hard core drugs. Except drugs wont come pick you up when your a mental mess or forgive you when you lie over and over agian or support you when you have cancer.
Now, I am not one for Facebook fights and after this I will never comment on this agian but to all my friends who supported me and talked to me and gave me support for the YEARS I was dealing with this friendship, I say thank you. And to my best friend, the person I talked to every day for 9 fucking years, I’m sorry your a mess and I’m sorry I’m a mess and I’m sorry I couldnt put aside my life to deal with yours. Either way, our friendship and I deserved better then your petty facebook status update. Atleast I did you the courtesy of a Facebook note.
I want to be Jane Lynch when I grow up.
Having a day where everything pisses me off.
The 10 year old I baby sit does MJ songs as spoken poetry. My job is amazing.
Having a rough day. Hopefully [some girl] makes it better.
[My roommate] Coming to terms with the fact that she is probibly never going to talk to this “friend” agian and dealing with the positive and negative emotions that come with that. It’s emotional stuff bro.
Over thinking never helps anyone. So instead Ill hit the gym.
I ♥ Christopher Walken. The man can do no wrong.
Sleep. And just for the record, even if zombies took over the world I would still update my status multiple times a day.
We need more Holidays that involve costumes.
[My roommate] Changed my mind again. Staying with the original costume idea. I would like to apologize to all the friends who listened to me bitch about this costume all week. If I were you I would have punched me in the face.
Curb your Enthusiasm is rocking my Saturday morning.
